I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Your penis caused this!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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