I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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