But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
