Do you still have your period?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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