Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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