Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
