The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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