I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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