honey bunches of taint.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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