Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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