So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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