Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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