hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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