He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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