One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just google imaged poop.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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