I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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