Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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