you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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