she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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