i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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