Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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