You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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