Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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