Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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