SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I am one with the molecules
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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