bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
