im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Will exercising make me less horny?
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