I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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