I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
