I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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