how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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