did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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