idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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