Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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