You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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