mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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