I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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