i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
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