Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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