oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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