one might say we're banned from that church
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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