I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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