Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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