I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
