her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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