i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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