I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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