What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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