Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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