Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Never underestimate the power of titties
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